Funny Indian Jokes

1. A small boy opens the door and looks at his sister's boy friend and
asks innocently "Every day you come to meet my sister , don't you have your
own sister"

2. What is cyclone? It is a smallest loan given by bank to buy a cycle:)

3. Innocent kid handling his breakup ... Main tumhe bhulne ki bahut
koshish karta hun, par kya karun mummmy roj BAADAAM khila deti hai. Aur muje
tumhaari YAAD fir see aa jaati hai

4. Pintu was having habit of eating nails of his hand, His parents sent
him to Ramdev Baba for treatment..... . . . Now Pintu can also eat nails of
his legs..

5. Teeth said 2 Tongue " If I just press u little hard, you will get cut.
Tongue replied: "If I misuse 1 word against some1, then all the 32 of u
will come out at once"

6. What is the height of flirting? When your love letter starts with . .
. . " TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN"

7. Ek aadmi ka ye sun kar heart fail ho gaya jab uski kaam waali bai ne
kaha Saahab "Orkut pe muje b add kar lo"

8. Dada (Grand Father): Beta ja paani le aa. Pota (Grand Son): Mai nai
laa sakta, mai game khel raha hun 2nd Pota (Second grand son): Rahne do dada
g, ye to hai he BADATMEEZ.... ... .. ... .. .. Ap khud he ja k le aao.

9. World's shortest poem.. Baba black sheep have u any wool? .. ... .. .
sheep: NO, get lost.

10. Gin : Kya huqum hai mere Aaka ? Aaka: Mere account me 10
crore rupiye aur katrina se shaadi 10 sec me karwa do. Jinn: Aaaka, huqum
karo...bakwaas mat karo !!!

11. Police: Oye, carparking ki jagah bike kyu park ki hai? Man: just
smiled and said "sirf do pahiyon ka farak hai UNCLE, aa jayenge

12. Ek dukhi aadmi bola: Aisi zindagi se toh maut achhey. Achanak yamdoot
aya aur bola : Tumhaari jaan lene ka huqum hai. Aadmi: lo kar lo baat, ab
insaan majaak b nai kar sakta.

13. A poor man of U.P catches a fish but can't cook due to No gas No
electricity No Oil Man puts fish back in to river. Fish comes up and shout
"Mayaavati zindabaad

14. A desi London k ek hotel me murgi khaane gaya lekin murgi ka english
word bhool gaya Waiter: What would you like to have sir ? Desi: 1 plate
Egg's mother!

15. Pathan Ladki se: I Love you ! Ladki:Tameez se baat karo Pathan:
Bismilllah Hir rehman Nir Reheeem, with due respect I beg to say that "I Love
you".

16. Gabbar : ye hath muje de de Thakur. Frustrated Thakur : Le le, mere
bhi le le, Kalia ke bhi le le, Basanti k bhi le le.Jai or veeru ke bhi le le
aur DURGA MATA ban ja.

17. Taj Mahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota.. Taj Mahal ko dekh kar
bola shahjahan ka pota. "Aaj apna bhi bank balance hota agar dada aashiq na
hota".

18. Galib ne GF ko date par bulaaya aur wo late aayi. GF: sorry, I am late.
Galib: Falak pe chand sitaaron ko neend aa rahey hai, doossri ka time ho
gaya aur tu ab aa rahi hai.

19. Ek bachha door bell bajaane ki koshish kar raha tha. Ek old man ne
dekha aur bell baja di.Aur bachhe se bola: Aur kuch beta? Bachha: Ab bhaago.