1) A Sardarji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him why? He said: 'SMILE PLEASE'
2) 1 Bhoot Ne dusre Se Kaha- Kitni Ajeeb Baat Hai Na, Ladke Marne Ke Baad Bhoot Ban Jate Hain Aur Ladkiya? ? ? Chudel Ki Chudel Hi Rehti Hai...
3) 1Sardar- mene apni BV ko 12th pass karvaya, fir B.A fir M.A aur uski govt.Job b lagva di, Ab or kya karu yar................... 2 Sardar- Ab acha sa ladka dekhkar shadi kar de.
4) 2girls r sitting at computer.1st:"Isn't it amazing that dis little instrument dos d job of 10 men....2nd:"But I still prefer men."
5) A Sardar son at college wanted more money. He sent a telegram to his father "NO MONEY NO FUN. UR SON "The father replied: "HOW SAD, TOO BAD, UR DAD!
6) A sweet girl goes to Banta's shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao. Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya....
7) A time cums in your life when your wife begins 2 trust u. It doesn’t mean u have become a Saint! It simply means u have lost your hunting abilities...!
8) Angry man sent a note to his father in law "UR PRODUCT NOT MEETING MY REQUIREMENTS" smart father in law replies "WARRANTY EXPIRED, MANUFACTURER NOT RESPONSIBLE...
9) "Santa Ji, agar aapki biwi ko Bhoot chipk jai to aap kya kroge?" Banta Ji -" Maine kya krna Hai, galti Bhoot ki Hai, khud bhugtega...!
10) Biwiyan Apne Admi ko "A G" kyun bolti hain? Kyunki Biwiyan sabhya hoti hain. Kyunki bhare Bazaar me "Abe Gandu"(A G) kehna sabhyta nai hoti.
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Thursday, January 29, 2009
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