Funny Jokes Morning

Q: In India, we have only postmen, but no postwomen, why?
A: Because, they take 9 months for delivery.


A tragic love story:
A Pig fell in love with a Hen. One day they kissed each other. The next day the Pig died of Bird Flu and the Hen died of Swine Flu.
Ajab Prem ki Gajab Kahani!


Annoyed husband: Today is Sunday and I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Annoyed husband: For you and your parents.


When I open my eyes every morning I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.
Why should only I suffer?


A man was lost alone on an island. He decides to build a wooden boat. Suddenly a girl came there and the man used the wood for making a bed.
Moral- Situations can change ur aim !


Q: What is the difference b/w secretary and private secretary?
Ans: Secretary says "Good morning sir."
Private secretary says, "It`s morning sir!"



The winning horse does not know why it runs the race; it runs because of the whipping given by the rider. Life is a race and God, the rider. If you are in pain then think God wants you to win.


Why are American names like Jackson, Wilson, Markson, Robinson, Kenson, Anderson, Davison, Jemson?
So that mom can remember who is whose son.


Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work.
Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it.
2 hours later
Santa smses boss: Me OK, your wife very sweet.


Santa: I was stuck in ELEVATOR for three hours. Due to electric failure.
Banta: I was worse off. I was stuck on ESCALATOR for five hours.