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Maths Jokes Free smile for the day


Question:What is the fullform of MATHS. ?
Anwser: Mentaly Affected Teachers Harrasing Students

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Wife jokes

I like a girlfriend who can stand erect amongst
tens of people but not the one seeing whom tens of people get erection


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One man more wives

Case for more than one wife

Monopoly of one wife is always harmful
and
Competition improves the sex service


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A Wife was praying to Lord

Oh Lord
Give me Wisdom to understand my Husband
Give me Love to forgive him
Give me Patience to tolerate his moods

But Lord dear be kind not to give me
physical strength so that I may kill that insane Bastard

Monday, November 1, 2010

Innocent child

Jabu walked into class every morning with a black eye . After a while his
teacher got worried and asked him about it.

Jabu's answer was:"Our house is very small Miss. Me, my mother and my
father, we sleep on the same bed.
Every night my father asks, 'Jabu are you sleeping?' Then I say 'No' and
he slaps my face and gives me a
Black eye.

So the teacher says to him, "Tonight when your father asks again, keep
dead quiet and don't answer".

The following morning Jabu comes to school and his eye is fine, so the
teacher breathes a sigh of relief. But
The day after that Jabu comes back with a severe black eye again."My
goodness Jabu, why the black eye again?"

He tells her: "Mam, Dad asked me again, 'Jabu are you sleeping?... And I
shut up and kept dead still. Then my father
And my mother started moving {you know} at the same time Mom was breathing
erratically, kicking her legs up frantically
And squealing like a demented hyena on the bed"...

Then my father asks my mother: 'Are you coming?' Then my mom says, 'Yes
I'm coming, are you coming too?' and my
Dad answered 'Yes'. They don't usually go anywhere without me so I said
'Wait' for me!!!!!!!

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