humour smile for the day

Groom's Father; I like your daughter, she is all rounder. I must admit, my son also all rounder¡¬¡¬ except¡¬¡¬ when he laugh¡¬¡¬ looks like a Dracula because of long teeth.

Bride's Father; No problem, I guess, your son will not have much time to laugh after marriage.



Wife; Pls tell your friend not to marry Sunita coz she is like a dazzalni.
Husband; no way, he didn't tell me anything ¨C when I got married.


Sardarjee 1; Sorry to hear yaar, your wife left with the driver.
Sardarjee 2; don't worry ¨C I can drive.


Publisher; Your handwriting too bad, can't u type and bring your script.
Writer; If I knew typing ¨C I wouldn't be writing.


1st guardian; I need to see the dictionary to read my son's writing.
2nd guardian; u r lucky, I need to see the bank passbook.


In Panjab engineers planed to make a swimming complex including 3 swimming pools, 1 for cold water, 1 for hot water and another empty for non-swimmers.