Teacher student Jokes Free smile for the day

Teacher:"What is your name?".

Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."
Teacher:"When I ask a question in english,answer it in english."
Student:"My name is Sunlight.
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lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.

Santa doesn¢t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.

Teacher student Jokes Free smile for the day

Teacher: (1)There is a frog, (2)Ship is sinking, (3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg. Then, what is my age?

STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?
STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

Teacher: Where does God live?

Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'

Teacher student Jokes Free smile for the day

Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!

Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny:As old as I am.
Teacher:How is it possible?
Sunny:He became father only after I was born.

Teacher student Jokes Free smile for the day

Teacher :What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.

Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.!

Free smile for the day

Wife; What will u do, if I die?
Husband; I will be mad.

Wife; will u marry again?
Husband; Mad people can do anything