Some sardar special Free smile for the day

1) A Sardarji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him why? He said: 'SMILE PLEASE'


2) 1 Bhoot Ne dusre Se Kaha- Kitni Ajeeb Baat Hai Na, Ladke Marne Ke Baad Bhoot Ban Jate Hain Aur Ladkiya? ? ? Chudel Ki Chudel Hi Rehti Hai...

3) 1Sardar- mene apni BV ko 12th pass karvaya, fir B.A fir M.A aur uski govt.Job b lagva di, Ab or kya karu yar................... 2 Sardar- Ab acha sa ladka dekhkar shadi kar de.

4) 2girls r sitting at computer.1st:"Isn't it amazing that dis little instrument dos d job of 10 men....2nd:"But I still prefer men."

5) A Sardar son at college wanted more money. He sent a telegram to his father "NO MONEY NO FUN. UR SON "The father replied: "HOW SAD, TOO BAD, UR DAD!

6) A sweet girl goes to Banta's shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao. Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya....

7) A time cums in your life when your wife begins 2 trust u. It doesn’t mean u have become a Saint! It simply means u have lost your hunting abilities...!

8) Angry man sent a note to his father in law "UR PRODUCT NOT MEETING MY REQUIREMENTS" smart father in law replies "WARRANTY EXPIRED, MANUFACTURER NOT RESPONSIBLE...

9) "Santa Ji, agar aapki biwi ko Bhoot chipk jai to aap kya kroge?" Banta Ji -" Maine kya krna Hai, galti Bhoot ki Hai, khud bhugtega...!

10) Biwiyan Apne Admi ko "A G" kyun bolti hain? Kyunki Biwiyan sabhya hoti hain. Kyunki bhare Bazaar me "Abe Gandu"(A G) kehna sabhyta nai hoti.

Boy & Girl smile for the day

"Consoles" her
But when a boy cries ---------- Come on man don't be A "Girl"

If A Girl slaps a Boy ----------- Definitely the Boy would have "done something"
If Boy Slaps a girl ------------ -- Rascal doesn't know how to "Respect Ladies"

If a Girl is talking to Boys ----- She is "Very Friendly"
If a Boy talks to a Girl ---------- He is "flirting"

If a Girl meets with accident ------------ -------- Then its "mistake of others"
If a Boy meets with same accident ------------ Bloody you "don't know how to Drive"..

Singh Smile for the day

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Boss: Where were you born?
Singh: Punjab ...
Boss: which part?
Singh: Kya which part? Whole body born in Punjab .

Singh were fixing a bomb in a car.
Singh 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Singh 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

Singh: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Singh: Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

Singh joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Singh: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one...

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Santa: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

Banta: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is all India Radio!

In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?

Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child


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Banta Theory smile for the day

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Banta's theory : Moon is more impt. than Sun, coz it gives light at

night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light
is not needed!!!

Banta and Santa are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the

other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says
YES...NO...YES. ..NO...YES. ..NO...

Babta shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do register marriage

and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post
office....

Banta and Santa looking at Egyptian mummy.

Banta : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Santa : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....

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WOW Jokes

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Philosophy of life

At the beginning of married life, every gal treats her husband as
GOD ,
Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..!


What is a Fear?
Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach
When pages of your book still smell new and Just few hours left for your exams...!

Useful
Someone has rightly said, "A fool can ask More questions that a wise man cannot answer"
No Wonder why so many of us speechless when lecturers ask question..!

Girl:
Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?
Shopkeeper:
Oh sure..@! How about this card, it says "To the only boy I ever loved.!"
Girl:
That's good, Give me 12 of them..!

After reading the form filled by an applicant.. The employer said: " WE do have an... opening for you...! "
Applicant:
What is it?
Interviewer:
Its called the "door..!"


A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company..
Drive Slowly, Don't kill our Employee.... . Leave them to us

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cool smile for the day

An interesting line written at the back of a Biker's T Shirt:

"If you are able to see this, please tell me that my girlfriend has fallen off"

"Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..

Love is always present.. Its just that,
One loves too much, And
the other loves too many, "

"Employee:

Boss, Now I have got married..! Please increase my salary..!
BOSS:
Factory is not responsible for accidents occurring outside the company..! "