Marriage and Love smile for the day

Love is holding hands in the street.

Marriage is holding arguments in the street.

Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.

Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.

Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early.

Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.

Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.

Tv has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".

Conclusion: "Love is blind, Marriage is an eye opener!"

sardar testing free smile for the day

Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at night when light is needed
& Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!!

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sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the other to check whether its working,
He puts his head out and says YES...NO...YES. ..NO...YES. ..NO...

Sardar free smile of the day

Sardar at bar in New York.
Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"

Sardars Free smile for the day

Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.

Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".
Sardar thinks "how poetic"
Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard".

Chinese Detective Free smile for the day

A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone. A few days later he received this report:

Most Honorable Sir,

You leave house. I watch house. He comes to house. I watch he. He and She leave house. I follow. He and She go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss She. She kiss He. He strips She. She strips He. He play with She. She play with He. I play with me......... I fall off tree.

I no see.
No Fee
Chen Lee
Have a great weekend all

IT professional smile for the day

Long back, a person who sacrificed his sleep, forgot his family, forgot his food, Forgot laughter were called


"Saints"

But now they are called.. " IT professionals "