Sometimes, some of life's most difficult questions have a very simple

Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage
anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single
conflict in their period of 25 years. Local newspaper editors had
gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known
"happy going marriage".

Editor: " Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this
possible? "
Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said: " We had been to Shimla
for honeymoon after marriage. Having selected the horse riding finally,
we both started the ride on different horses.

My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding
seemed to be a crazy one. On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly,
making my wife topple over. Recovering her position from the ground, she
patted the horse's back and said "This is your first time.". She again
climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it
happened again. This time she again kept calm and said "This is your
second time" and hopped back on the horse and continued riding. When the horse dropped her third time, she
silently took out the revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead !!


I shouted at my wife: "What did you do, you psycho. You killed the poor
animal. Are you crazy?"

She gave a silent look and said: "This is your first time!!!"

Husband: "Well, that's it. We are happy ever after."

Don't Lie to Your Mother

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Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner.....who lives with a girl
room mate Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't
help but notice how pretty Kumar's roommate was. She had long been
suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made
her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate
than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, 'I know what you must
be thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates.'

About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, 'Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You
don't suppose she took it, do you?'

Kumar said ,'Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure.'

So he sat down and wrote :
Dear Mother:
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the silver plate from my house,
I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the silver plate.. But the
fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for
dinner.

Love, Kumar

A few days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read

Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita, and I'm not saying
that you 'do not' sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that if she
was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by
now
under the pillow...

Love,
Mom.



Lesson of the day:
Don't Lie to Your Mother...... .....

Reading News paper A Good Habit

As a daily habit Pintu was reading newspaper.

Suddenly he asked his father, " Dad! What does it mean by 'Governance System' ? "

"It's like..." father said while thinking, "See! I earn and bring money to home, mean's I am a 'Money Holder'. Your mother decides where and how to spend that money and that means she is 'Government'. That maid in our home is doing all the household works, so she will be 'Labour Class'. You are a 'Common man' or 'Public'. Your kid brother is 'Future' or the 'Next
Generation', understand?".

That day Pintu slept with all those thoughts. In the middle of the night he woke-up because his kid brother was crying. He wetted the matrices so he was crying. Pintu went to woke-up his mother. She was in deep sleep so Pintu went to the Maiden's room to wake her up. But there his father was sleeping with the maid. So he came back with frustration.

Next morning father asked Pintu, " Hey Pintu Darling! You understood the 'Governance System'? ".

Pintu replied, "Yeah Dad, I understood! When Money Holder is exploiting Labour Class, our Government is sleeping. Future of our nation is crying for not getting their basic needs fulfilled and in all this Common Man is suffering!"

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EXCLUSIVELY FOR ENGINEERING STUDENTS.

Ques: We know that 2/10=0.2

but

Prove that 2/10=2

Ans : Normal college students insist Question is "OUT of Syllabus".

but

Engineering Students replied:

2=two,
10=ten.

therefore Two/Ten = Two/Ten = wo/en.

w=23,
o=15,

e=5,
n=14.

therefore

w+o=23+15=38

&

e+n=5+14=19

Therefore wo/en=38/19=2.

Hence Proved

FOR, Engineers “ It doesn’t matter ans what ever it is, they say ans should come right."